Frog and Toad are Doing Their Best [A Parody] by Jennie Egerdie
Author:Jennie Egerdie [Egerdie, Jennie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Running Press
Published: 2021-10-05T00:00:00+00:00
âI never understand why it costs so much for such small portions,â said Toad.
Frog and Toad walked around the corner to a local diner, run by a friendly raccoon.
They split a giant sandwich, some nachos, and a thick slice of strawberry cake.
âNow this is a treat,â said Frog, patting his very full belly.
âYes,â said Toad. âLuxury is a state of mind.â
Frog came outside to check the mail.
Toad was sitting on the curb next to the mailbox.
âWhat are you doing, Toad?â asked Frog.
âI am waiting,â said Toad, âfor the tax refund.â
âWe already got our tax refund,â said Frog.
âI know,â said Toad. âBut it was not enough. I am waiting for another one.â
âWhat would you do with it?â said Frog.
âI would pay off my credit card debt and get an eye exam,â said Toad. âHow about you, Frog?â
âI would spend some on groceries and save the rest for the mortgage payment,â said Frog.
âOh,â said Toad. âRight. The mortgage payment.â
Toad looked worried.
Frog sat on the curb with Toad.
âAnother tax refund would be good,â said Toad.
âYes,â agreed Frog. âAs long as we donât owe anything!â
Frog laughed.
Toad did not laugh.
They sat there all afternoon, waiting together.
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